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turnidoff:

wow.  I spent a summer playing just this game at the arcade.

because I sucked at real life skating.

I was the queen of the half pipe (in skate or die) in real life, I was the only girl in a group of assholy hormonal skaters who likes to destroy things. I was just one of the boys within the group, when I tried to skate I pulled several ligaments and gained several scars. Eventually I stuck to just playing Skate or Die and hanging out with my friends on foot.

wabisabiforrobots:

wabisabiforrobots:

Whatever.  Any nitwit who’s actually excited for the new Toronto Mayor Ninja Turtles can have them.  We already got the live action TMNT movie that we need AND deserve.  Hit it!

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PARTNERS IN KRYME - TURTLE POWER

"Turtle Power" is still the best, "Ninja Rap" is still the catchiest, but "Shell Shocked" is probably the only Ninja Turtle Rap Anthem wouldn’t be out of place in an Atlanta strip club. 

  ♪ “ALL THIS GREEN IN MY POCKETS, YOU CAN CALL IT TURTLE POWER.”  ♪

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