this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls
hungry girl in background ruining hipster picture
Actually, I think she’s actually making it 130% better.
Old-fashioned shower. You pick up the black showerhead, then type in the number of the type of shower you want.
A monster trap. See it’s green eyes peeking out? I remember my parents shoving monsters in our monster trap back in the day, before they became extinct.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Was it not your sin, Trapped the Unicorn?
Of course Izzy is absolutely useless while I create art.